A Brief Summary of My Glamorous Life

Here we witness Bryant taking my shawl.

I may have mentioned my country-ness. I grew up raising chickens, killing them and then eating them. I have worn make-up exactly once in my life, and I have an instinctual ability to step over LEGOs. I'm a glamorous girl. I've always been a reader, and I love to learn (as long as its not math). I like happy endings, and I hope that my life has one. I have two brothers, and they are both the bane of my existence and the light of my life. Most of the time the former. I am lucky enough to be loved. I have some amazing friends. My stepfather is a funny, kind, smart photographer, and my mother is the same. Anyone need a wedding shot? I love to get sidetracked, to the point of my friends talking about pizza toppings and somehow I turned it to greek myths. I like to think I'm funny and dramatic, kind and smart, patient and content. Though on second thought I probably have the patience of a kitten. Have you ever seen them waiting in line? Me neither. I love my family, friends, and books.

I hope you liked the brief glimpse of my extremely fashion-forward life.

Continue flipping those pages, Gates.