The Midwifes Apprentice, Complete With Onions

Have you ever wanted to read a book where the main character sleeps in a dung heap? Well, heres your one!

The Midwifes Apprentice is a hilarious tale of thievery, combs, cats, and various mixtures and onions. And a lot more.

I've read it at least twenty times. It's a good weekend book.

The main character is a beggar girl whose only life before The Dung Heap was running from village to village trying not to starve.

Then she found a dung heap.

Her entire life changed, and she found a pet, a profession and a name for herself. Read it.