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Idon'twannashot= lots of screaming

We've all had shots. Bryant just didn't remember his.

Until we started immunizing.

I will be the second to admit that it was one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen (right after Liam). A very hysterical prolonged giggling fit short, it was funny.

We were waiting in the hallway, and we did not have to wait long. Bryant was in the sweet doctors office, and was not happy about it. When he had pronounced earlier that he was going to run, none of us doubted him. The doctor was fast, though, and soon B was headed toward the land of eternal pain. As the door closed behind him, we heard the first of the screams.

Dun dun dun.

What followed was two minutes of vibrant, loud screaming that I'm sure people in Wyoming are still trying to get out of their ears. (Apparently the poor doc thought he was quiet compared to most kids, but that is hard to believe).

Because Mom was trying to save the ears of the poor patients, she was bopping his mouth, so he could breathe but not be too loud. I'm still sure they heard him in Palestine.

He was screaming so loud that he didn't notice that the shot was over in the first ten seconds. I was crying I was laughing so hard.

So kids, if you scream a lot during your shot (which I didn't), remember that you can't beat the newest Guinness World Record which was set only last week. Sorry.

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