The Son Of Neptune, The Daughter of Pluto, and the Descendant of Every Major Greek and Roman Thing t

All us Percy Jackson fans need more!!! Can I get an "aye"?

I love Rick Riordan's books. My most read by far is The Son Of Neptune. It is the funniest out of all of them.

The Son Of Neptune is the second book in the Heroes Of Olympus series, the next series up in the Percy Jackson chronicles (or whatever they are called).

In this epic of monsters and demigods, Percy wakes up with no memory and two undead Bargain Mart fanatics on his tail. Then he snack trays (literally) upon the Goddess of Intestinally Challenged Cows and has to save her from the Gorgons.

I'm not making this up.

When Percy runs into a nice zombie and her lactose intolerant, part-time elephant for a boyfriend, they set out together to stop a piece of expensive metal who wants to destroy all of demigodishness. Along the way, they destroy a train, burn down a mansion, and watch ding dongs get vaporized in a rainbow. They also learn about the mysterious connection between a ghost, a chicken, and a symbolic undergarment.

*I am only mentioning the most ridiculous parts, but it is very funny. As it says in the end of the book, "come meet my other family", this family of the weirdest characters ever to exist in the history of Camp Jupiter, or anywhere.